Bratwurst Festival.
My birthday is the day of German Sausage. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Mine is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day. So I guess I could go to the movies and buy cheaply-made clothing.
June 11 is … National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day…..OK!!
August 29 is … More Herbs, Less Salt Day
March 11… Johnny Appleseed Day, and Worship of Tools Day…nice.
Peanut butter and Jelly Day… cool. ~redjeep
October 18 is … No Beard Day. Erm, no.
Sept. 2nd.. National Be-heading Day
March 8th… Be Nasty Day! Aww yeah!
June 5th….Festival of Popular Delusions day….
January 5 is …Bird Day
My birthday is Eliza Dolittle day.
I’m such a refined lady. *scratches ass*
National Nothing Day.
Supreme Sacrifice Day.
Welp. :I
Pearl Harbor Day. Which was also my grandparents’ anniversary. My grandpa always jokingly said he got bombed twice on that day—the first time, then when he married my grandma. He said I made up for it.
National Popcorn Day.
International No diet day! hahaha like I was going to anyway…
(Source: pichula-saurio)
August thirtieth is national toasted marshmellow day. Well. Great.
September 26 …..National Pancake Day! FUCK YEAH!
January 23…. National handwriting day, and national pie day…… Well, ok.
August 12.. National Middle Child’s Day Well that’s bullshit
National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day…. :3 :D
May 7th is National Roast Leg of Lamb Day >:D
July 13 - National French Fry Day! Woo Hoo!
Feb 27: National Chocolate Cake day….. But I dunt like chocolate cake ;___;
National Peanut Brittle Day. And National Pistachio Day. Apparently. FUN. Though I do like peanut brittle. (noms)
Well I guess Labor Day is important
21 of December… National… Sex day..? What? Okay.
I guess you’re right. It could be worse, huh?
Fuck you, purple’s great. I’ll find you a purple muted something. MINE’S SQUARE DANCE DAY. JFC GDI
I know this shit by heart JUNE 23RD MOTHER FUCKING IVAN KUPALA DAY jumping over badass fire and skinny dipping in lakes...
International Polar Bear Day. :)
National Suckling Pig Day…. :/…xD
Gunpowder Day, that is Guy Fawkes Day. Love my B-day
Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day National Nothing Day…
Christian Feast Day…. Hoooplah!
Veteran’s Day.
International No diet day! hahaha like I was going to anyway…
September 22…National Hobbit day. I apparently share the same birthday with Frodo and Bilbo…YESSS.
I already knew that May 4th is INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!
September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day Awwww yeeeaaaah
The link’s broken, so I looked around on the internet. So June 9th is either Donald Duck Day… Or National Sex Day...
October 19th is Armilustrium, the holiday of the Roman Empire where festivals were held to honor the god of war. l3 Hell...
alright cool good site
national chocolate puding day! YES! my next birthday cake will now involve it, to celebrate!!! *happy flailing*
Easter |3 *trololol there’s something weird about that*
January 13 National Peach Melba Day TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS
Pack Rat Day O.O
Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales WHAT.
fire day yes yes
February 28 - National Pancake Day!
National Beheading Day OK
September 13th… National Peanut Day? :O Okay then…
October 21 is….. Pumpkin Cheesecake day. yesssssssss